Friends, the future will be even bleaker and more oppressive than 2019 proved to be. If you’ve been paying even a modicum of attention, you get the basic gist of it. You might have accepted it in your own way even, taking respite in the thought that it will at least be a cool-looking future. And that’s where you’re wrong. This is what we’re actually in store for.
I’ll admit the design of Elon Musk’s “cybertruck” has an obscene charm but it’s still ugly as shit and just look at those fucking tires and try not to imagine them mowing down members of an increasingly homeless population as they speed toward one of Musk’s single-use fail-tunnels. Can’t do it, can you?